Thorsten's Quotes
Last updated 04/12/2000

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Top 10
In reverse order:

10. "Upper bounds, they are above me."
9. "All the set theory we've done is completely useless."
8. "You must do all your maths work and thinking whilst in the bath tub."
7."It's called curried because it's a bit spicy."
6. "Once I tried to seduce a girl in a maths lecture but I wasn't successful."
5. "What is a proof? I do not know what is a proof!"
4. "An old bloke. Very old. Because he's already dead."
3. "I'm going to tell you a story that's quite interesting.... there's a lot of dead people involved."
2. "Often you have to know what people are talking about to know what they mean."


1. "What is the lowest random number? Seven.... It's a joke, no?"

Categorized Quotes
Contains the ones that didn't quite make the top 10:


Wha-? Confusion Hands up... Genius Pens Lettuces? Mobiles Falling Asleep That's Funny



Submitted Quotes
Contains the quotes submitted by other students:

Where To Find Out More About Thorsten

Thorsten's old Ludwig-Maximilians-Universität München website:
 (Contains pictures of his family and pictures that his daughter drew of him)

Thorsten's new Nottingham University website:

The Thorsten Appreciation Society (ThorstSoc)
Quotes from current members:


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